There are three hilarious things I've heard in the media since yesterday morning.

The first was just moments ago when CNN (note I said CNN) reporter Jason Bellini did a report on flying kites and cock fighting after the Taliban has left. He ended his report metaphorically by saying something like, "the fighting here now is best put in terms of kites and cocks."

The second was on the Howard Stern show last night where a woman said, "I'll screw him, but I won't get naked."

The third and perhaps funniest was a segment on a local news station where they had two doctors discussing how parents can get their kids to better appreciate their gifts by having them earn them and how teaching them to pick up after themselves can be achieved by picking up the child's toys and placing them in places the child normally wouldn't.

"Do we have any callers?"

"Yes, I wondered what your beliefs are on circumcision."

The studio goes pin drop silent, and how everybody in the studio kept from busting a gut I'll never know. The looks on the faces of the anchors were priceless.

(treading lightly) "Um, that's not the subject at hand..."

More silence and unease as my dad and I cannot stop laughing over how this was patched right on through, and how the guy asking the question must not have been listening to the topic of discussion.

And then one of the doctors answered the question.

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