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November 18, 2002 // 11:37 p.m. // A note to some people
To my poetry teacher: We aren't all idiots. In fact, none of us are. You want our input and you get what you ask for. Most of the comments are quite insightful. Far better than I could do. To my economics teacher: Kudos on the haircut. You look less like George W. Believe me, that's a good thing. To my english teacher: It was worth not having class today. Even your excuses for cancelling are sweet. To the computer lab guy where I went to print out the poems due today: The printer needs paper, dumbass. To the boy who sat next to me on the shuttle bus this morning: Could you have sat any closer? To the girl I sat by on the shuttle this afternoon: Your coat was warm and very light blue. To the WSU news broadcast anchors we routinely watch via closed circuit TV on the shuttle: Come on, guys. The capital of Texas is Houston? I know about 500,000 people in Austin that would disagree. To Chantilli: Call me clueless, but have you been flirting with me? And only five seconds after you left, I remembered it was called an abacus. To Angie 2.0: There are no STD's on the WSU basement floor. To the whole city of Ogden and Salt Lake: Stop staring at me. To all local Media Play stores: Would you mind filing Rilo Kiley under "R" rather than "K"? To myself: Stop saying, "I suppose." To Lindsay, James, Angie, Tara (the drama crew): Please, for the love of Brigham Young, stop discussing firesides, stake dances and ward activities for two seconds. Oh. And happy belated b-day Tara. To Kelly (K-Lo): You're making your way down the path to becoming the next J-Lo. And I'm smarter than you think. You make book on that missy. To the couple in front of me at the Pretzelmaker: Boy: I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend. Trust her affection for you. Girl: I'm not trying to steal you away. Trust your affection for him. Both: Don't get all lovey dovey in line in front of me. I suppose that's all for now. Either that, or it's too late to be doing this all.