June 07, 2002 // 5:57 p.m. // Dreams and E!'s
I had a head on my shoulder as we flipped through a magazine. A year in review magazine. That had pictures of treehouses, and people. Indoor rollerblading. With me watching, as I never learned how. My sister complaining. Because she always knows how. A interactive comic strip game that was more virtual reality than it was comic strip. In it, I saw Sarah Michelle Gellar. Why that matters, I do not know. But the dream was wonderful. I think I needed a nap. Here's why I try to avoid the E! channel. 12:00 or so. Voice: "E! Special Bulletin." E! News Live fill in host: (very dramatic and solemn. There is a telvevision to his left with a collage of her photos on it.) "Singer, dancer and actress Jennifer Lopez..." (dramatic pause. I'm expecting them to say she was killed or something.) "...has just announced she is separating from husband Cris Judd." What?! That's what you interrupted my E! True Hollywood Story for? A breakup? And if you want an editorial on the news, here it goes: She broke up with Puffy in February, 2001. It's the first week of June, 2002. They've been married for what, 8 months now? So they got married six months or so after her breakup then. Pretty quick if you ask me. That, and it's graduation night at the ol' alma matter. Go Olympic class of 2002! You won't be eternally etched in stone like the class of 2000, but congrats just the same! Last time on Apexsensatin : Now on Apex : Apex Archives : Next time on ApexsensatinI just awoke from the most amazing dream.