May 09, 2002 // 9:08 a.m. // Quoting: Myself
Classmate: My three year old. Whenever he sees Osama Bin Laden, he automatically says, "Mommy, that's the bad man." Me: I do the same thing when I see Mitt Romney. ________________________________________ Prof. Reynolds: What color do you think my tuxedo was for my prom? Various Kids: Blue! White! Black! Me: Lavender! Prof Reynolds: I'm only giving study guides to kids who answer questions. Me: But doesn't that mean the kids that are getting study guides are the ones that need them the least? That's a huge process to make olives edible. (news story about new Pepsi Blue to be in stores in August) Mom: That's like Cherry Coke. Me: Didn't they learn with Crystal Pepsi? I can't wait until vanilla Coke comes out. (some time around my Take 5 performance in drag) "I'm so pretty, I should have been born a female." Yeah. So that's just a taste of what's to come. I collect people's quotes. Every once in a while, I may post them here. Last time on Apexsensatin : Now on Apex : Apex Archives : Next time on ApexsensatinBecause I've been extremely funny lately (apparently), I offer some of the lines that made people laugh the most for some reason. I guess for some of these you just had to be there.