June 05, 2002 // 12:07 a.m. // Quotes: Amelia Two
My sister...I decided to take down what she said in about a one hour period on Saturday. She knew I was doing it. She knew it was for an entry. But I don't think she knows how funny what she says really is. The quotes in white are hers. She mishears things a lot. As you will see here today. (speaking of two girls from different dance photos) "I think I have photos of them wearing the same dress." "I thought...nevermind." "What?" "I thought you said, 'I have a pic of me wearing the same dress.'" _________________________________________________ "Calculators give you the quick answer." "Calculators give you cancer?" _________________________________________________ "I need some duct tape to tape my mouth shut so I don't say anything stupid." "Who's Sadie Hawkins?" "Are my bloops...er roots really blonde?" "That thing (a vulture) is ugly!" "Just listen to me while I'm on the phone. Have you ever done that? I'm dumb." (while watching Cribs) "I want to have a vending machine and lots of mirrors in my house!" "But J! I can't spell!" ___________________________________________________ (disgusted) "Dad, put on a shirt. Right. Now." "Oh, Amelia. You're too easy." (referring, of course to how easy it is to get a quote from her) (angry) "I am not easy!" That line sparked a huge fight that led to her grabbing the paper I had been writing the quotes on when I began to write that one down. She wrinkled it, grabbed it from my hand, yelled at me as to what I was writing and even tried to bite me. But was it worth it? Oh, yes. Especially the look on her face when I told her what I meant by, 'easy.' Last time on Apexsensatin : Now on Apex : Apex Archives : Next time on ApexsensatinI need something lighter than what I've composed today. Here it goes...